Joke: Sirf Main Nahi Le Sakta

Ek Lic Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Piche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya. Agent: "Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua To Aap Ke Bachho Ko Paise Milenge" Santa: "Agar Bachhe Naa Ho To?" Agent: "Aap Ki Biwi Ko Milenge" Santa: "Agar Biwi Naa Ho To?" Agent: "Maa-Baap Ko Milenge" Santa: "Agar Wo Bhi Naa Ho?" Agent: "Phir Behen-Bhaiyon Ko Milenge" Santa: "Koi Aisa Tariqa Batao Ki Paise Mujhe Mile?" Agent: "Sir, Aapko Paise Nahi Mil Sakte" Santa: "Yeh To Policy Na Hui, Meri Gaand Ho Gayi, Jo Har Koi Le Sakta Hai, Sirf Main Nahi Le Sakta"