Beggar : Give me food

Beggar : Give me food Man : I'll take you to a bar Beggar : I don't drink, Give me food. Man : I'll give you cigarettes. Beggar : I don't smoke, Give me food Man : I'll take you to the race Beggar : I don't gamble, give me food Man : I'll get u a call girl Beggar : I only sleep with my wife, give me food Man : I'll give you food but 1st You've to come to my house Begger : Why? Man : I want my wife to see wat happens to people WHO SLEEP ONLY WITH THEIR WIVES & DONT DRINK, SMOKE OR GAMBLE :P :D