Indians are Indians

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.   The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes."   The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."   The Indian says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."   The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!"   What did you do to make her scream for two hours??   Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.