Friday, 18 May 2012

Drunk husband

*A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper
and threatening manner.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in
your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to
bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished,
and he didn't touch me!
How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does bugger all. It's keeping your mouth shut
that does the trick...."*


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