Wednesday 26 June 2013

Pappu Pass Ho Gaya ~!~ Pappu Jokes

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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Joke - Thekedar Ke Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se


Thekedar Ke Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se Ek Farmayish Ki.
Beta: "Daddy, Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye Chahiye Wo Bhi Aaj Aur Abhi"
Thekedar: "Par Beta Is Kaam Mein 9 Mahiney Lagte Hai"
Beta Request Karte Hue: "Papa, Aap To Thekedar Hai 7 8 Aadmi Laga Ke Jaldi Kara Do Na"



 

Monday 17 June 2013

Eldest Son: Dad meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai

Eldest Son: Dad meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai Rs 50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehne ke.... Dad slaps him n pays him the money. 

2 months passed 2nd son- meri Gf pregnant hai and demanding Rs. 75,000 Dad slaps and pays him. 

After 6 months, Unmarried Daughter:- Dad I m pregnant Dad kisses her and says "ab paise lene ki hamari bari hai...." 



 

Sunday 16 June 2013

Cats do the Darnedest Things

A Pathan was laughing behind a Sardar at ATM Center:
"HaHaHa:
I Have Seen your Password"
Sardar:What is it?
Pathan:
Its 4 Stars(****)
Sardar:
HaHaHa:-D Wrong,its 3384






 

Saturday 8 June 2013

Asian Young Models... and a joke

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. 
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte




 
 

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