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Gabbar : Kitne admi they? Sambha : Sardar 2 Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..