Me and My Boss

Me and My Boss       When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough   When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy,   When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,   When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,   When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.   When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.   When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.   When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked   When I do good, my boss never remembers, When I do wrong, he never forgets