Thursday, 31 May 2012
اس ملک کیا ہوگا جس ملک کا وزیر اعظم اور اس کا کا پورا خاندان بدعنوان ہوں
اس ملک کیا ہوگا جس ملک کا وزیر اعظم اور اس کا کا پورا خاندان بدعنوان ہوں اس ملک کیا ہوگا جس ملک کا وزیر اعظم اور اس کا کا پورا خاندان بدعنوان ہوںاس ملک کیا ہوگا جس ملک کا وزیر اعظم اور اس کا کا پورا خاندان بدعنوان ہوںاس ملک کیا ہوگا جس ملک کا وزیر اعظم اور اس کا کا پورا خاندان بدعنوان ہوںاس ملک کیا ہوگا جس ملک کا وزیر اعظم اور اس کا کا پورا خاندان بدعنوان ہوں انقلاب ضروری ہے |
Chinese people praying for their Pakistani brothers.... must see and share http://nimra-khanam.blogspot.com/
Chinese people praying for their Pakistani brothers.... must see and share |
WIFE. HUSBAND
WIFE. W: wonderful I: item F: for E: entertainment HUSBAND H: handsome U: useful S: smart B: but A: at N: night D: dangerous |
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
Wife -Tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho....?
Wife -Tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho....? Naughty Husband - Shahjahan jitna.. Wife -Toh mere marne ke baad tajmahal banwaoge kya??? Naughty Husband - Mene toh plot bhi kharid liya hai. Bus tu hi der kar rahi hai. :P |
Girl: I m having heart surgery today
Girl: I m having heart surgery today Boy: I know Girl: I love u Boy: I love u much more. ... After surgery When the girl woke up only her Father was next to her bed Girl: Daddy, Where is he? Father: U don't know who gave u the heart? Girl: What? ... She starts crying .. . . Father: Just kidding.. Bahar khada samose kha raha hai Haramkhor..! |
Aurat 100 rang... hazar tiwer hotay hin.... joke
Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi... . Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne laga. . Ladki - Maar saale Ko, Apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai, Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aatahai. . (itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga) . ... Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, Aur na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...!=)):D |
Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah
Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain. Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.! Boy: Bilkul nahi. Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!! |
Monday, 28 May 2012
kia tum mujhay khosh nahi karoo gay... tumharay pass to itna bara hi keh dil chahta hi tum say dosti karloon
kia tum mujhay khosh nahi karoo gay... tumharay pass to itna bara hi keh dil chahta hi tum say dosti karloon hahahahah |
Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh
Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh |
Cute girl... looking gorges
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Wednesday, 23 May 2012
Tuesday, 22 May 2012
ZONG offers truly unlimited daily package in Pakistan
No restriction of 50MB anymore Islamabad, May 23, 2012: ZONG the fastest growing mobile network of Pakistan has re-launched its Daily Unlimited Mobile Internet Package with truly unlimited offer. The best part about the offer is that there is no restriction of 50MB anymore. On subscription charges of Rupees 10.00 per day the subscriber can enjoy unlimited internet browsing. ZONG is offering the lowest rate in comparison to other mobile networks in Pakistan. Its competitors are apparently charging the same subscription but with limited MB. ZONG is a customer oriented mobile network and always takes the lead in offering customer centric products with focus on giving value at affordable price. Since its establishment in Pakistan, ZONG has launched various packages to facilitate its subscribers' needs and Daily Unlimited Mobile Internet Package is another noteworthy service. Activation is as simple as the package, just dial *909# from your ZONG connection and get connected! You can activate through SMS also by sending "sub<space>dailyunlimited to 906 Below is the industry comparison of data offering:
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From a Facebook Founder Comes a Way to Streamline Work Flow
Published: May 20, 2012 | http://www.nytimes.com SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook's success has spawned a multimillion-dollar boom in social networking. There are networks for photo-sharers, for children and for workers inside companies. Yammer and Jive, for instance, promise to energize employees and increase their productivity by enabling fast information sharing. Dustin Moskovitz thinks this is a bad idea that won't fly. "The first time I looked at Yammer, I thought I was on Facebook," he said. "Work is not a social network, with serendipitous communications and photo collections. Work is about managing tasks, and responding to things quickly." Mr. Moskovitz does know a little bit about running the operations of a fast-growing company. He helped found Facebook along with Mark Zuckerberg, Eduardo Saverin and Chris Hughes while at Harvard in 2004. His job was to make sure the computers straining to run Facebook's expanding network never went down. After leaving Facebook in 2008 with enough equity to make him one of the world's youngest billionaires, Mr. Moskovitz, now 27, works on his own version of company management software for the networked age. He calls it Asana. Asana is task-based software, a shared to-do list for the company. Work is assigned and completed by a potentially unending set of teams created on the fly. Asana is a Sanskrit word meaning "easeful posture." Yoga practitioners think of it in terms of complex poses done effortlessly. "You should read a lot into the name," Mr. Moskovitz said. Tasks can be named and assigned across the company, then shut down or subdivided as the work progresses. People can rank, or have others rank, which of their jobs need attention soonest. If a company wants, anyone can look in on anyone else's work, offering help and criticism. "We think of e-mail, in-person meetings, and whiteboards as our competition," said Justin Rosenstein, Mr. Moskovitz's co-founder at Asana. Like Mr. Moskovitz, Mr. Rosenstein came from Facebook, though he stopped first at Google where he built an early system for engineers to organize their work. At Facebook, he helped invent the "like" button and ran Facebook's Pages project, which is a way for brands and celebrities to build networks. He was frustrated, he said, building "an enormously ambitious project, and losing a lot of time around coordination." Mr. Moskovitz, who was used to working one on one, was by then managing 200 engineers. His solution was something called "Tasks," which is similar to what became Asana, but it was mainly for engineers. Eventually the two men decided that helping whole companies get things done might be something important that they were good at doing, and they left Facebook to start Asana. Mr. Moskovitz is uncomfortable with his outsize wealth. It remains a complex legacy of the Facebook years, he says. What he finds far more interesting to talk about is the ambition derived from having built something so big. "You learn what an enterprise is capable of. Everything else measures against that," he said. "One of the purposes of life, and selfishly what makes people happy, is building things that are impactful." Mr. Moskovitz left Facebook on good terms. He socializes with Mr. Zuckerberg, who still gives Mr. Moskovitz credit for building much of Facebook. Asana was released and tested on only a few companies in February 2011, then more broadly last November, with several thousand users. The company has not revealed the size of its user base, but said it had been growing rapidly. Asana will compete with corporate networking products from fellow start-ups like Jive Software and Yammer, as well as the offerings from big companies, like Chatter, which is owned by Salesforce.com, and Socialcast, owned by VMWare. These corporate social networks are now used by millions of employees. The privately held Asana has a small fraction of that. Early adopters of Asana include Foursquare, a location-based social network, and The Sacramento Bee, where it is used in the online news department. "Having all the jobs you have to do in one place definitely speeds up the amount we work, though," said Sean McMahon, director of digital media at The Bee. He still likes to oversee his employees, though he can do it with a lighter hand than in the past. Managers will probably have to learn new tasks when they use corporate social software. "Businesses are in the midst of a retooling because of cloud computing, social media, mobility and lots of data," said Tony Zingale, chief executive of Jive Software, the largest of the corporate social networks. "Groups are starting to make decisions, and information to them has to be filtered and personalized." Mr. Rosenstein, Asana's co-founder, says people will have to learn to work independently. "Each company will have to develop its own conventions," he said. "I spend a lot of time developing people, setting a vision, and explaining why we do what we do." For the faint of heart, Asana does offer tools for centralized management. For the bold, there are outcomes like Asana itself, where everyone can name and assign tasks to anyone else, or kick them back to the originator if they do not like what they were assigned. Both Mr. Moskovitz and Mr. Rothstein say their job titles simply are "Asana," as are the titles for their 22 colleagues. Pay, however, still varies widely, depending on qualifications and how early someone joined the company. Mr. Moskovitz pays himself $33,280 a year, which his lawyers have advised him is legally less risky for the company than a salary of $1 a year. The title sharing is a pragmatic attempt at company building. "It wasn't uncommon for people to call themselves Googlers or Facebookers, so we just took it further," Mr. Moskovitz said. "We brought in people who could all be managers elsewhere. If one person was named the manager, the rest would leave." For a company full of young, successful people that is run by a billionaire, Asana is a remarkably hard-working and down-to-earth place — all the way down. It is on the ground floor of a building that looks out on a parking lot of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Instead of the fancy pool tables found in Google or the open bars and expensive murals at Facebook, on the floor is a single game of the 1960s hit Twister — a social game, and one particularly suited to a young and flexible work force. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/21/technology/from-a-facebook-founder-a-social-network-for-the-office.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all |
Monday, 21 May 2012
Me and My Boss
Me and My Boss When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating, When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. When my boss is out of the office, he's on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked When I do good, my boss never remembers, When I do wrong, he never forgets |
Friday, 18 May 2012
Drunk husband
*A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and threatening manner. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around." The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water does bugger all. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."* |
Who is smart?
A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy : "teacher are you sleeping in class?" Teacher : "No I am not sleeping in class." Little boy : "What were you doing sir ?" Teacher : " I was talking to God." The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walksup to him. Teacher : "young man, you are sleeping in my class." Little boy : "No not me sir, I am not sleeping." Angry teacher: "What were you doing." Little boy : "I was talking to God." Angry teacher: "What did he say." Little boy : "God said he never spoke to you yesterday." |
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, with a sense of pride and satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink, As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. " Hi darling" he says " Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope u have said Hello to them.. |
Chapa Chapa Chakra Chalay Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain song December
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Thursday, 17 May 2012
HSUSH IMRAN KHAN VS NAWAZ SHAREEF ANIMATED PROMO
HSUSH IMRAN KHAN VS NAWAZ SHAREEF ANIMATED PROMO
Wednesday, 16 May 2012
Human Rights Watch says female farmworkers suffer sex abuse to avoid deportation, loss of jobs
FRESNO, Calif. - Female farmworkers across the United States are commonly sexually harassed and assaulted, in part because their immigration status makes them fearful of calling police, according to a report being released Wednesday by Human Rights Watch. The survey by the international rights group mirrors two previous reports on the risks facing women and girls that had focused on California, where most of the nation's farmworkers reside. "Our research confirms what farmworker advocates across the country believe: Sexual violence and sexual harassment experienced by farmworkers is common enough that some farmworker women see these abuses as an unavoidable condition of agricultural work," said the report. An estimated 630,000 of the 3 million people who perform migrant and seasonal farm work are women. The federal government estimates that 60 percent of them are illegal immigrants. "It's easiest for abusers to get away with sexual harassment where there's an imbalance of power, and the imbalance of power is particularly stark on farms," the report's author, Grace Meng, told The Associated Press. The report calls on Congress to pass laws protecting immigrant farmworker women, and for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to repeal rules that encourage local police to report federal immigration violations. The report describes incidences of rape, stalking, fondling and vulgar language used against women, who say they often don't report it because they are afraid of being fired or, worse, deported. Meng interviewed 52 farmworkers and 110 attorneys, social service providers, law enforcement officials and members of the agriculture industry in New York, North Carolina, Florida, Texas, Colorado, Ohio, Arizona, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, and the state of Washington, but focused primarily on California because of its large farmworker population. Women who work for labor contractors are more vulnerable than those who work directly for a farmer, the report said. "The goal of our report was to show that this was a national problem. And to show the governmental barriers that exist to reporting these crimes and abuses. And to demonstrate it's a human rights problem," Meng said. While previous studies have said that up to 80 percent of women who work in the fields have been harassed or assaulted, a counselor in the heart of California's agriculture region says her experience puts it at closer to half. She said the problem exists in all businesses where immigrant women may lack English language skills and trust in law enforcement, but that farms are the biggest employers so the abuses occur more frequently there. Incidences are rarely reported to authorities, said Amparo Yebra of the nonprofit Westside Family Preservation Services Network in Huron, Calif. "We have had a lot of complaints," said Yebra. "Most of the people are farmworkers, but if they get the opportunity to get out of the fields to work in a store, some of the owners take advantage of those people also." Sexual harassment in the workplace is illegal in California, and Bryan Little of the California Farm Bureau Federation says the legislature identified it as a universal problem. The Farm Bureau's affiliate group, Farm Employers Labor Service, provides sexual harassment prevention and training, which employers are required to provide every other year to anyone who works in a supervisory capacity. "Agriculture is a big industry in California, but it seems unlikely that they passed this law just for ag," Little said. "They must have responded to something bigger going on in the workplace." http://www.startribune.com/nation/151698085.html |
Catch Of The Day...joke
Catch Of The Day Two dumb men go hunting. Soon they get separated and, as often happens, one mistakes the other for a deer and shoots him. Frantic with worry, he calls the hospital and asks for help. "Is he still breathing? Can you check if he's still alive--you need to be sure" asks the nurse over the phone. "Wait a minute," the hunter replies." The nurse then hears a loud gunshot, and the man comes back on the line and says "Yup--he's dead for sure. What now?" |