Joke: The Password

Freda Cohen, a female computer consultant, was helping a smug male set up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password for login.   Wanting to embarrass the lady, he told her to enter "PENIS." Without blinking an eye or saying a word, Freda entered the password as he had requested.   But then, Freda nearly exploded from refrained laughter as the computer displayed the message in response: PASSWORD REJECTED.  NOT LONG ENOUGH.