Interview by Friends ~!~Joke

Interview by Friends:

Q> GF hai ?
A> Nahin
: Saala gay
If haan hai tharki sala.

Q> kal colg ayega?
A> Haan
: Padhaku ki aulad.
If nahi saale kabhi to padh liya kar.

Q> Ice cream khilaega?
A> Of course yaar.
: Baap ka paisa hai saale k pass.
If nahi bhikari saala.

Q> Dosti nibhaega ?
A> Haan
: Senti saala devdas
If nahi saala dhokebaaj

They never talk in simple and straight words :D :D