I work here and use my work phone (JOKE)

A phone bill came out exceptionally high. Big Dad, the head of household called an immediate meeting of the family.

Dad pleaded, "I do not use our phone unless someone calls at home. I use work phone for local, national and international phone calls."

The son explained, "Me too dad, I use my work phone, or borrow friends' phone but rarely call some one on our home phone"

The daughter said same thing. "Dad I am so busy with work and promotion that I always use work phone and rarely use home phone."

Mom was in line with others and said I use my work phone and never have time to use home phone."

They all looked to maid who was listening. The maid got annoyed and said I am no different and same way, "I work here and use my work phone."