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Friday, 2 March 2012
Bakarchodi ki had..
| Bakarchodi ki had.. ... Ek Ladka chalti bus me khadi Ladki ki ga#d me ungli dalta hai, to Ladki muskura ke bolti hai- "UTNA HI NIKALA NA JITNA KHA SAKO" |
Police ne pakda. x joke
| Ek ladka bike pe ja raha tha. traffic Police ne pakda. Police- License hai? Ladka- no Police- Paise hai? Ladka-No ... Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2 baal ukhad liya. ... Ldka- Aisa kiyon kiya? ... Police- taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda magar jha#t ka ek baal nahi ukhad saka. |
suna hai yaad karte ho,
| suna hai yaad karte ho, k Jab bhi shaam dhalti hai, hijar mein jaan jati hai, "Tum apni raat ka aksar sukoon barbaad karte ho.. suna hai yaad karte ho... "Jab panchi lout atte hain, Ghamon k geet Gatey hain, Suno!Tum lout Aao na" Yehi faryaad Kartey ho, "Suna hai YaadKarte ho.... "Sitarey Jab Falak pe jagmagatey hain, Woh Bheetey huwe Pal khoob rulatey hain, Tum Uss dam apni Aankhon mein, Mujhey Aabad Kartey ho, "Suna Hai Yaad Karte ho, Mujhe tum yaad karte ho |
Thursday, 1 March 2012
Sharabi sardar jees
| 3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki.. Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di..aur bola... lo saab hum pahuch gaye... ... 1st ne use paise de diye... 2nd bola thank you aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya ! .... Driver dar gaya socha ye samajh gaya... Teesra sardar bola "sale araam se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to..!. |
Sardar buyes a tv
| Sardar- Ye TV ki kya kimat hai? Salesman: 10 thausand. Sardar- something special? Salesman-Light chali jaye to apne aap off ho jata hai, Sardar- Lajawab, chalo pack kardo. |
Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta
| Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Sardar: Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Sardar: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Sardar: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Sardar: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Sardar: Ohh! yaar vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time da pata hi nahi lagya…!! |
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