Hydrabad ke Nizam ka chehra ek dhobi se milta tha. Nizam ne dhobi se poochha :Kya aapki amma hamare mehal main dassi thi?" Dhobi bola " Nahi hazoor, mere abba aap ke yahan gulaam the" |
Friday, 4 May 2012
Zardari tuning Aitzaz to dance
Premium Design LG Optimus L7 to Arrive in Stores This Month
 LG Optimus L7 SEOUL, KOREA – The LG Optimus L7, part of LG's L-Series lineup, will begin arriving in stores this week. Sporting a premium design and with a largest-in-class 4.3-inch display, the Optimus L7 offers Google's latest Ice Cream Sandwich Android OS. And as part of the L-Series, it offers timeless style without sacrificing any features or functionality. At 8.7mm, the LG Optimus L7's slim and sleek body embodies the design-focused L-Style philosophy with an elegant look accentuated by metallic-decorated edges, a seamless key arrangement and the expansive 4.3-inch wide display providing optimal readability and viewability for a superb user experience. Users also will get to explore the Ice Cream Sandwich Android OS on the Optimus L7. With the smarter and faster ICS OS, users can enjoy the more intuitive user interface and advanced multi-tasking capabilities. The Optimus L7 also comes equipped with an advanced six-tenth of a second autofocus camera allowing users to capture precious scenes more accurately, whenever and wherever they may be. "For consumers desiring high-end style and sophistication in a smartphone, LG Optimus L7 offers beauty and performance in one smart package," said Dr. Jong-seok Park, President and CEO of LG Electronics Mobile Communications Company. "The L7 is a significant addition to our L-Series portfolio and we are confident that it'll prove highly attractive to users. We expect it to be one of our most popular smartphones." |
Thursday, 3 May 2012
Feelings of Girls
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1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.
5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt. 6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.....
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!
25..... A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved. |
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
| Ek Zardari mota taza tha, Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha. Ding Dong.  Ding Dong. Zardari ne beth k socha k, Bibi ko dengy dhoka. Bibi ko marengy goli, Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Par Army bari siyani thi Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi. Par army bech se nikal gai, Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai, Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum. |
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe
Biwi: "Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?" . . . Shohar: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai." |
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