Friday, 31 May 2013
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
Thankful
I'm thankful for all good with which
I've been blessed throughout life.
For hardships , and for heartaches too
For failures, trials and strife.
I'm thankful for each little prayer
Someone has said for me;
For loving thoughts , for friendliness,
For all good will I see.
My thanks for hands, with which I could
Sciribe someone on life's way;
For all small deeds of kindness
I'm allowed to do each day
I'm thankful for all happiness,
Each long hour od deep sorrow;
God thus in his great mercy gives
More wisdom for tomorrow.
Saturday, 25 May 2013
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi....SMS, Joke
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
.
Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me "TOMI"
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
.
Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me "TOMI"
Friday, 24 May 2013
Cool Funny Pictures
Career is like light and girls r
like shadow if u try to catch shadow,
u will mis d light if u walk 2wards d
light den the shadow follows u
like shadow if u try to catch shadow,
u will mis d light if u walk 2wards d
light den the shadow follows u
A good Hassidic family is most concerned tha...
A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30 year old son is unmarried.
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found. He says she's just the right age for the son... She keeps a Glatt Kosher home...she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart...she is a wonderful cook...she loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all of, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: "Is she also good in bed?"
The marriage broker answers, "some say yes...some say no..........."
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.
The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found. He says she's just the right age for the son... She keeps a Glatt Kosher home...she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart...she is a wonderful cook...she loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all of, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: "Is she also good in bed?"
The marriage broker answers, "some say yes...some say no..........."
Wednesday, 22 May 2013
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly ... SMS
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?'
She asked.
'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
Father Son ............ Joke
Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
S: Why do women hate it when they get raped .
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??
S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??
S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.
S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!
S: What is an orgasm ?
F:The same as sneezing. but the the other way round
S: Is it true that women love big dicks ?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?
S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
S: Why do women hate it when they get raped .
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??
S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??
S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.
S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!
S: What is an orgasm ?
F:The same as sneezing. but the the other way round
S: Is it true that women love big dicks ?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?
S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth
Friday, 17 May 2013
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
What is LOVE….? East Style
LOVE is when mom comes at night and say "Soja baaki subha uth ke padh Lena"
LOVE is when we come back from tution and papa says "Beta late hone wale the to call kar dete".
LOVE is when bhabi says : "Oye hero ladki-wadki patayi k nahin?" ;)
LOVE is when sister says "Dekhungi meri shadi k baad kaun tera Kaam … Karega" :p
LOVE is when we are uspet and BROTHER SAYS "Chal nautanki kahi ghumne chalte hai."
LOVE IS when FRIEND calls n says "Oye kaminey Zinda hai ki Marr gaya" :D ;)
LOVE is when we come back from tution and papa says "Beta late hone wale the to call kar dete".
LOVE is when bhabi says : "Oye hero ladki-wadki patayi k nahin?" ;)
LOVE is when sister says "Dekhungi meri shadi k baad kaun tera Kaam … Karega" :p
LOVE is when we are uspet and BROTHER SAYS "Chal nautanki kahi ghumne chalte hai."
LOVE IS when FRIEND calls n says "Oye kaminey Zinda hai ki Marr gaya" :D ;)
Unseen Construction Pictures of Tower Bridge England
Tower bridge is one of the most beloved symbol of England. People who don't know more about it were desperate to know, how it was made in that time. But this time we got the opportunity to watch the process!..
Friday, 10 May 2013
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