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Saturday, 30 June 2012
Friday, 29 June 2012
Bollywood girls in action...
Ek joke aur desi bangali girl bathing nude video pic
Raju
Girl-Ur Name?
Boy-Black Lion.
Girl-Are U joking.
Boy-No,it means Kaalu Singh & urs?
Girl-Soft Underwear.
Boy-Are U joking?
Girl-No,it means Komal Chaddha
Genius Dog – (Use your cell phone in good manner)
Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi."Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" . Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. . Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" ! Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega ! . Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya ! . Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. ! ! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG... . Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka.....!!!":-P:-D |
Height of English & patience : Girl and boy on a chat
Height of English & patience : Girl and boy on a chat : Girl : Hey wassup :) Boy : Lux coziii baniyan with duke T-shirt, nice na..? Girl : Acccha..!! Ha nice, so kaise ho..?? Boy : I'm absolutely awsomm yar Girl : Ohh"thank God"so any night plan..? Boy : No i have day/nght Net pack. but why..?? Girl : kuch nahi Aise hi, toh family mein kaun kaun hai Boy : I have 2 parents, 1 sisters, and 1 younger bro, i didn't explain you he is too naughty ! Girl : Great so Are you studying na..? Boy : Ya He is younger so strong too :) Girl : Hey idiot you made me mad ?? Boy : He he yup, 3 idiots awsom film I like rajuu role's most& sorry maid rakhne ka decision only mums take :P Girl : Chup ho ja saale illiterate ! Boy : Tu chup ho ja sidhe keh de english nahin aati Chali hai chat krne aur haan English literature le kar padha hu kya kr legi gawar si :P . Moral : Ladki patane mein bhi education kaam aati hai toh padho aur akhir jab pdhega India tab hi to badhega..!! ;) |
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
PREMIUM DESIGN LG OPTIMUS L7 TO ARRIVED IN STORES IN PAKISTAN
The LG Optimus L7, part of LG's L-Series lineup, has now arrived in stores in Pakistan for Rupees (31,000). Sporting a premium design and with a largest-in-class 4.3-inch display, the Optimus L7 offers Google's latest Ice Cream Sandwich Android OS. And as part of the L-Series, it offers timeless style without sacrificing any features or functionality. At 8.7mm, the LG Optimus L7's slim and sleek body embodies the design-focused L-Style philosophy with an elegant look accentuated by metallic-decorated edges, a seamless key arrangement and the expansive 4.3-inch wide display providing optimal readability and viewability for a superb user experience. Users also will get to explore the Ice Cream Sandwich Android OS on the Optimus L7. With the smarter and faster ICS OS, users can enjoy the more intuitive user interface and advanced multi-tasking capabilities. The Optimus L7 also comes equipped with an advanced six-tenth of a second autofocus camera allowing users to capture precious scenes more accurately, whenever and wherever they may be. "For consumers desiring high-end style and sophistication in a smartphone, LG Optimus L7 offers beauty and performance in one smart package," said Dr. Jong-seok Park, President and CEO of LG Electronics Mobile Communications Company. "The L7 is a significant addition to our L-Series portfolio and we are confident that it'll prove highly attractive to users. We expect it to be one of our most popular smartphones." Following its release in Europe in early May, the LG Optimus L7 will roll out in Asia followed by other markets around the world soon after. Key Specifications: • Chipset: MSM 7227A (Cortex A5 1GHz) • Memory: (up to) 2.7GB Internal Storage / Micro SD support (up to 32GB) • Display: 4.3-inch WVGA • Camera: Rear 5.0 MP AF with LED Flash / Front VGA • OS: Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich • Battery: 1,700mAh • Size: 125.5 x 67 x 8.7 (mm) |
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Saturday, 23 June 2012
Nokia launches website in Pakistan
Nokia launches website in Pakistan KARACHI: Nokia launched Nokia Pakistan website with an aim to provide up-to-date information about Nokia business and key activities in the country. With the launch of this website, Nokia as a leader in mobile communications now creates a new communication touch point exclusively geared towards Pakistani market. The website has cataloged all the latest mobile phones that are available in Pakistan, giving the potential buyers the ability to compare a set of different mobile phones to help them choose just the right one for themselves. Daily Times reports |
Ek joke Munna bhai School der se pahuncha
Munna bhai School der se pahuncha TEACHER : Do U Know Value of Periods ? Yes madam 1 bar Pados ki DIDI ko nahi hua to Uski Maa Behosh, Bap Ko Hart Attack Or mera bhai Farrar. |
Friday, 22 June 2012
Happiness is wanting
Happiness is wanting what you have, not having what you want. At first glance this sounds like the same thing, take a Closer look, it's not. If your completely fulfilled by spending time with Your friends and family because you really want to Be with them then you truly want what you have. On the flip side, if you drive the nicest scar and have A huge house, and have worked hard to get those things, Then you have been successful at having what you want. When you have what you want eventually the Feeling of satisfaction wears off. Once you get what You want the old wants are replaced by the new wants And the cycle continues. True happiness remains at bay. Look around you, happiness may be closer than you Think. It may just be a matter of changing what you Value. |
Thursday, 21 June 2012
موسیقی کی بھاری قیمت
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Wednesday, 20 June 2012
Santa Major say shart jeet gia.... joke
Jab Santa Fauj Mein Thha To Usko Shart Laganey Ki Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Pareshan Theh. Ek Din Vo Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Santa: "Sir Ye Meri Aakhri Shart Hai, Aur Vo Mein Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta Hun." Major Khushi Khusi Raaji Ho Gaya, Aur Bola: "Bolo Kya Shart Hai?" Santa: "Apko Bawaseer Hai" Major: "Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi Hai" Santa: "Main Ungli Dal Ke Check Karunga" Major Khush Ho Gaya Aur Dono Mein 5 Hazar Ki Shart Lag Gai. Santa Ne Major Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Dal Di Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Awaje Aane Lagi Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur Poocha: "Kya Hua?" Staff: "Isne Humse 50,000 Ki Shart Lagayi Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli Daal Ke Dikhaunga !" |
ایک ماں کا پیغام اپنے بچوں کے کے لئے۔۔۔۔
ایک ماں کا پیغام اپنے بچوں کے کے لئے۔۔۔۔ میرے بچو،گر تم مجھ کو بڑھاپے کے حال میں دیکھو بھول نہ جانا ان ہاتھوں سے تم نے کھانا کھانا سیکھا اگر نہانے میں مجھ سے سُستی ہو جائے جس شے کو جی چاہے میرا اس کو مجھ سے دور نہ کرنا میرے پیارے رب سے کہنا،رحم ہماری ماں پر کر دے
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Tuesday, 19 June 2012
Gilani's new profession in Multan....
http://www.facebook.com/LovelyBachian |
Bye Bye Gilani - The Supreme Court of Pakistan has disqualified Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani from holding his execuitive office,
KARACHI: The Supreme Court of Pakistan has disqualified Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani from holding his execuitive office, the media reported on Tuesday. The court has also disqualified the prime minister as an MNA. Speaker Ruling Case declared Gilani disqualified from holding his post as prime minister. According to the apex court the prime minister stands disqualified since he was awarded a 30 second sentence on April 26 for failing to comply with the court's orders of writing a letter to the Swiss authorities in President Zardari's graft case. The verdict states that the Election Commission of Pakistan (ECP) should issue a disqualification notice in this regard, and added further that the president should find a replacement to maintain the process of democracy. The verdict further states that the Speaker of the National Assembly cannot impose their decision over the verdict of the Supreme Court. |
Monday, 18 June 2012
Budget 2012-13 : PSDP of Rs.873 Billion Proposed and main allocations
Following are the main allocations in Federal PSDP: --- Rs.2177.8 million for Cabinet Division. --- Rs.791.5 million for Capital Administration and Development Division. --- Rs.135.0 million for Climate Change Division. --- Rs.653.8 million for Commerce Division. --- Rs.142.1 million for Communication Division (other than NHA). --- Rs.3205.2 million for Defence Division. --- Rs.2000.0 million for Defence Production Division. --- Rs.211.7 million for Economic Affairs Division. --- Rs.8.0 million for Establishment Division. --- Rs.25.0 million for Federal Tax Ombudsman. --- Rs.13616.0 million for Finance Division. --- Rs.200.0 million for ministry of Foreign Affairs. --- Rs.15800.0 million for Higher Education Commission. --- Rs.2591.4 million for Housing and Works Division. --- Rs.126.0 million for Human Rights Division. --- Rs.774.5 million for Industries Division. --- Rs.412.3 million for Information and Broadcasting Division. --- Rs.787.4 million for Information Technology and Telecom Division. --- Rs.195.0 million for Inter Provincial Coordination Division. --- Rs.6509.8 million for Interior Division. --- Rs.20055.2 million for Kashmir and Gilgit Baltistan Division. --- Rs.1200.0 million for Law, Justice and Parliamentary Affairs Division. --- Rs.311.1 million for Narcotics Control Division. --- Rs.495.0 million for National Food Security and Research Division. --- Rs.75.4 million for National Heritage and Integration Division. --- Rs.39167.4 million for Pakistan Atomic Energy Commission. --- Rs.400.0 million for Pakistan Nuclear Regulatory Authority. --- Rs.268.1 million for Petroleum and Natural Resources Division. --- Rs.37840.0 million for Planning and Development Division. --- Rs.325.0 million for Ports and Shipping Division. --- Rs.612.0 million for Production Division. --- Rs.2951.6 million for Professional and Technical Training Division. --- Rs.22877.3 million for Railways Division. --- Rs.806.8 million for Revenue Division. --- Rs.1311.3 million for Science and Technological Research Division. --- Rs.16000.0 million for States and Frontier Regions Division. --- Rs.140 million for Statistics Division. --- Rs.227.0 million for Textile Industry Division. --- Rs.47192.3 million for Water and Power Division (Water Sector). --- Rs.29655.0 million for WAPDA (Power). --- Rs.50727.2 million for National Highway Authority. --- Rs.27000 million for Special Programmes (PWP-I, PWP-II). |
STYLISH LG OPTIMUS L5 MAKES GLOBAL DEBUT
Elegant and Thin, Newest LG Smartphone is Slimmest in Class
SEOUL, June 17, 2012 -– The LG Optimus L5, one of LG's stylish, high fashion L-Series smartphones, will make its global debut in key European markets this month. The device will be available in the U.K., Germany and France, followed by markets in CIS, Middle East and Asia before crossing the ocean over to Central America and South America.
True to L-Style's elegant design philosophy, the LG Optimus L5 is a seamless merger of style and technology. Dressed in a sensuously slim body measuring only 9.5mm, the smartphone comes packed with intuitive and intelligent features such as dual SIM capabilities (in Asia, CIS, Middle East, Central and South America only) and NFC "Tag & Play" (in Europe and North America) for mobile commerce and peer-to-peer sharing.
Running on the Google's latest Ice Cream Sandwich Android operating system, the LG Optimus L5 offers the best-in-class 4.0-inch display for a roomy and error-free mobile experience. The new user interface also lets you get more done with fewer finger taps. The Optimus L5 boasts LG's new User Experience (UX) with QuickMemoTM which allows users the ability to instantly jot memos or notes from any screen without having to open a separate application.
"The LG Optimus L5 is a very balanced smartphone that offers a great combination of design, display, performance, battery life and price that many will find very attractive," said Dr. Jong-seok Park, President and CEO of LG Electronics Mobile Communications Company. "This device, along with other products in our L-Series portfolio, will especially appeal to fashion forward users everywhere."
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LG’S MOST POWERFUL LTE SMARTPHONE UNVEILED IN KOREA
With 2GB RAM and Maximum Battery Efficiency,
SEOUL, May 17, 2012 –- The Optimus LTE II from LG Electronics (LG), the world's first smartphone offering 2GB RAM for optimal LTE connectivity, speed and stability, will be available in Korea starting this week, the company announced today.
The Optimus LTE II's 2GB DDR RAM, offering an optimal environment for multitasking and running large applications, blurs the line even more between smartphones and portable computers such as laptops and netbooks. The device's 4.7-inch True HD IPS display is a bright 550 nits with a resolution of 1280 x 720 pixels. The Dual-Core Qual-comm one-chip solution incorporates both the LTE modem and Application Processor (AP) for advanced power efficiency.
LG sets a new ceiling for smartphones with a removable 2,150mAh battery that is the largest currently available on a LTE smartphone in the 4- to 5-inch display category.
"The Optimus LTE II is the most powerful smartphone technology currently available in Korea," said Dr. Jong-seok Park, President and CEO of LG Electronics Mobile Communications Company. "With a faster LTE network, the barrier for downloading and running very large applications is no longer a significant one for many customers, which is why LG saw a need for more RAM on high-end smartphones."
The LG Optimus LTE II also offers various innovative features to maximize the user experience. The advanced camera in the Optimus LTE II comes with a powerful new feature that allows users to select the best shot among multiple images take just before the shutter button is depressed. Users never again have to miss out on capturing that once-in-a-lifetime moment. And the Voice Shutter feature allows users to take photos using only their voice, elimination the camera shake that often occurs when pressing the shutter.
The new User Interface (UI) on Optimus LTE II offers a diverse range of convenient features such as face recognition unlocking, widget size control and easy-to-organize folder management. Furthermore, Optimus LTE II comes with the Quick MemoTM fea-ture which first debuted on the Optimus Vu: that allows for quick note-taking from any screen without opening a separate application.
Users will also benefit from the most current Android 4.0 OS (Ice Cream Sandwich) on the Optimus LTE II, the first smartphone from LG in Korea to offer this operating system. With the smarter and faster ICS OS, users can enjoy a more advanced multitasking experience.
Another innovative feature only available for Opitmus LTE II is the optional magnetic induction wireless charging system, sold separately. The smartphone can be recharged by placing the device on the wireless battery charging pad. The system has been recognized by the Wireless Power Consortium with its "Qi" (pronounced chee) logo, assuring interoperability with all other Qi devices.
The Optimus LTE II is available through all three Korean carriers this week. Availability in markets outside of Korea will be announced at a future date.
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LG’S FIRST QUAD-CORE SMARTPHONE HEADS TO EUROPE IN JUNE
LG Optimus 4X HD with Advanced User Experience (UX) Offers
SEOUL, May 15, 2012 –- LG announced that the Optimus 4X HD, which was first introduced at Mobile World Congress (MWC) in February, will be available next month in key markets starting in Western Europe.
Beyond the fast NVIDIA Tegra 3 processor, LG's latest Android 4.0 device boasts the biggest battery among Quad-Core smartphones at 2,150mAh and a superb high resolution viewing experience with in the 4.7-inch True HD IPS display. Since MWC, the Optimus 4X HD has been upgraded with new SiO+ battery technology, Quick MemoTM to enhance productivity and Media PlexTM for an advanced multimedia experience.
The Optimus 4X HD is fitted with NVIDIA's 4-PLUS-1™ Quad-Core mobile processor, the Tegra® 3, which utilizes a fifth core for the best power efficiency and outstanding performance. For maximum performance, Tegra® 3 runs on all four cores but when in standby mode the processor defaults to the fifth, battery-saver core. In a future upgrade, LG will introduce Eco-Mode specifically for the Optimus 4X HD which will allow users to manually shut down any of the Tegra 3's cores for even more control over power consumption and performance.
The removable 2,150mAh battery utilizes advanced SiO+ technology to provide higher energy density for more power and longer run times without adding bulk to the phone's already svelte form factor.
"Beyond the fast processor, superb display and largest-in-class battery, the Optimus 4X HD is the first LG smartphone to feature the new User Experience (UX)," said Dr. Jong-seok Park, President and CEO of LG Electronics Mobile Communications Company. "As the smartphone segment consolidates even further, it's becoming more and more apparent that both great software and great hardware are crucial to stay on top of the game. LG intends to be a strong contender in both areas and the Optimus 4X HD is our proof."
One of the new UX features in the Optimus 4X HD is Quick MemoTM, which first appeared in the Optimus Vu:. Quick MemoTM is not an app but is integrated into the operating system of the Optimus 4X HD so that it can be activated within any application, including games or video players. It gives one the ability to jot memos or notes over a screen image for saving or sharing with others. The version of Quick MemoTM found on the Optimus 4X HD is a newer version that allows URLs imbedded in memos to directly connect to web pages.
Media Plex TM is the newest addition to the Optimus 4X HD. This is a collection of software features that take image and video playback on the smartphone to a level that until now was only possible on a PC or laptop. Some of the innovative features offered by Media Plex TM include:
• Fingertip Seek that shows a preview of any video frame simply by touching the progress bar;
The advanced 8.0MP BSI (backside illumination) sensor camera of the Optimus 4X HD comes with a powerful new feature that allows users to select and save the best shot among the images taken just before pressing the shutter button.
And with MHL (Mobile High Definition Link) and DLNA (Digital Living Network Alliance), there are multiple ways to connect the phone to TVs and other devices in the home.
The Optimus 4X HD will be rolled out in Europe followed by countries in Asia, CIS, South and Central America in the coming months.
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*** The Many Wonders of the Neem Tree ***
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Sunday, 17 June 2012
Do me sms.... ap kay mobile ko qabz hogia kia
'Kia aap k mobile ko Qabz ki shikayat hai Jo SmS nhi nikal rha 2 tablet easy load ki khila do Qabz toot jaye gi aur SmS nikalny shoro ho jain gay :))' |
Friday, 15 June 2012
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